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YOUR CURSE

Six degrees of misfortune. Each pinned by hand.
Each sealed in the doll's own time.
Name your target. Then choose.

▾ the doll is listening
Evidence Log // Item 07 Do Not Touch
A Voodoo Pinning Service

CURSE
DOLL

Found in the shed.
Shouldn't have been touched.
Too late now.

▾ Start the Pinning
Based on a true incident · Recovered from a backyard shed
The Procedure

HOW IT WORKS

Three steps. Do them in order. Do not improvise.

Target — full name
Middle name
STEP 01
Find the name.
use their FULL name — middle name too. it matters.
The binding
What they did (optional)
What they took (optional)
STEP 02
Pin the item.
hair is best. a sock will do. never use your own.
Case File 07 — Status
▣  Ready to pin
file on {{ victimNameDisplay }} is open. choose a curse below.
▢  Incomplete
no name, no curse. fill in the target above.
STEP 03
Wait for results.
do not check on it after dark. it knows when you watch.
The Words · spoken once, never twice

"By thread and pin and name thrice-spoken — what was whole, let it come open. What they took, let them lose twofold. What they did, the doll is told."

— burn this page after. do not speak the last line aloud.
Hexed
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Order FormNo. 000

The Forgetting

They will not remember your name. Then their phone number. Then their mother's face. It starts small. It does not stay small.

£6
Side effects are not our problem.
everyone forgets something.
Order FormNo. 001

The Itch

Minor misfortune. A swollen lip. Lost keys. A stair that wasn't there. Nothing they could prove.

£13
Fully reversible within 24 hours.
mostly harmless. mostly.
Order FormNo. 002

The Obsession

They will not stop thinking about you. Phone calls. Letters. A shape outside the window at 3am. Yours, entirely.

£39
They'll thank you eventually.
they will not, in fact, thank you.
Order FormNo. 003

The Unravelling

Things spiral. The job. The marriage. The house. One thread, pulled slowly, until there is nothing left to pull.

£108
We can stop it if you change your mind.
no refunds. no reversals. no calls.
Order FormNo. 004

The Ruin

Things fall. The job. The savings. The thing they were most proud of, first. We find the load-bearing wall. We remove it.

£66
We cannot specify the order of collapse.
what stands, let it fall.
Order FormNo. 005

The Nameless

We do not describe what this does. You do not ask. The doll already knows. Thirteen pins. No reversals. No receipt. No record.

£333
We strongly advise against this one.
we warned you.
Recovered Correspondence

WHAT THEY SAID

( before )

I only wanted him to stub his toe. Three weeks later he sold the car, moved into a barn, & posts me letters in a language I don't recognise. Five stars.

, addr. withheld

Lost keys? He lost the whole house. The dog won't go in the garden anymore. I did not order this much. I am not complaining.

, verified buyer

It works. That's the problem. It WORKS. Please take it back. Please. I can hear it in the shed. Hello? Is anyone—

, no further reply
CURSE DOLL

Curse Doll accepts no responsibility for swollen limbs, obsessive behaviour, career collapse, structural damage, missing pets, or spontaneous combustion. Results may vary. Results may not stop. By pinning, you accept that the doll acts alone.

The doll acts alone.
Item 07 · Recovered · Sealed · Do Not Reopen
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The Pact
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BOUND
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The curse is set
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